ICED (1988) – 26th January, Bristol Bierkeller

‘Hot blooded couples fall prey to a cold blooded maniac’

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We often show dubious films around Christmas – Elves and Santa Claus vs The Devil for example. While there are plenty of festive slasher films (Silent Night, Deadly Night), none are as inept as Iced!

When: 8.00pm, Thursday 26th January

Location: Bristol Bierkeller, All Saints’ Street, Bristol BS1 2NA

Tickets: £5 (profits will be going to Halton Haven)

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A group of childhood friends are invited to the opening of a posh ski resort, unaware that an old nemesis has murderous plans in mind for them.

There is no decent trailer for Iced, so please enjoy this one produced by Bad Movie Night (from Athens, USA)

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DljAFbbHSRo]

“This is just a slasher movie that secretly wants to be a Soap Opera, and has an ending that clears nothing up. While I sort of enjoyed it, a recommendation would just be cruel.” Josh G., Oh, the Horror!

“Technically, it’s a bit of a mess with horrible editing, slow pacing and overtly misguided dialog (with only marginal acting at times), but if you’re a USA Up All Night kind of person (and who isn’t?), then this movie is a must. Plus, there’s plenty of boobs (courtesy of Lisa Loring who played Wednesday in the original Addams Family) and some decent blood to keep the proceedings going.” Retro Slashers

“Iced is a 1988 horror movie about skiing. You’ll see a lot of it. It’s also a movie about ass. You’ll see a lot of that, too. It’s a strange dichotomy that, I think you’ll agree, doesn’t work at all for a horror movie.” I-mockery.com